Choose the best answer for the following questions.
- If spacecraft A is traveling due west at 30 times the speed of light, and spacecraft B is traveling due east at 40 times the speed of light, at what point will the two spacecrafts collide?
 
- when the moon is in the seventh house.
 - when Jupiter aligns with Mars.
 - when peace will guide the planet, and love will rule the stars.
 - never, because spacecraft A's flight was canceled.
 
- I am _________ with zero gravity.
 
- very comfortable
 - somewhat comfortable
 - not at all comfortable
 
- I ___________travel(ing) at speeds in excess of 5 million miles an hour.
 
- enjoy
 - don't mind
 - would rather be stuck in traffic for 6 hours than
 
- Which of the following adverse condidtions sounds least appealing?
 
- being trapped on a planet where the surface temperatures exceed 300 degrees.
 - being sucked into the belly of a flatulent space alien.
 - being seduced by a many-tentacled alien of indeterminate gender.
 
- Do you have a history of any of the following (circle where applicable):
 
- schizophrenia
 - pyromania
 - paganophobia
 - kleptomania
 - necrophilia
 - xenophobia
 - Do you see a glass as
 
- half empty
 - half full
 - a WINDOW into another dimension
 
- If approached by a two-toed sloopery snitch, you would
 
- invite him in for coffee.
 - blow his brains to Kingdom Come.
 - ask him what happened to his other eight toes.
 
- Which of the following factors prompted you to join the MIB?
 
- The chance to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.
 - A moral obligation to safeguard the citizens of Earth.
 - The generous 401K plan.
 - Alternate option was death by firing squad.
 
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